filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
(Source: partybots, via paraffing)
Anonymous said: keep birbing
has theres another hcoise??
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
Happy mutual birthday to the awesome paraffing! I’m going to Portland to eat gluten free cake and shop at Ikea and I will think of you.
If anyone has any advice for turning 30 I’ll take it??
Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via queuedotunderscoreoneat)