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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

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“no.”

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taraljc:

nancyelizabethbrown:

typette:

bellecs:

Asked by ANON: Favorite 80s Fantasy Films

The 80s was truly the best decade for cheesy 80s fantasy films. If you haven’t seen all of these, you’re missing out. In order of pictures:

  • Legend (1985) 
  • The Last Unicorn (1982)
  • Ladyhawke (1985)
  • Labyrinth (1986)
  • The Secret of Nimh (1982) 
  • The Neverending Story (1984)
  • Red Sonja (1985)
  • Masters of the Universe (1987)
  • Return to Oz (1985)
  • Highlander (1986)
  • Conan the Barbarian (1982)
  • Krull (1983)
  • Excalibur (1981)
  • Clash of the Titans (1981)
  • Dark Crystal (1982)
  • The Princess Bride (1987)
  • Willow (1988)
  • The Beastmaster (1982)

80S FANTASY

WHERE GORGEOUS SOUNDTRACKS AND AMAZING CONCEPT DESIGN LIVE AND DIE

Right in the childhood.

And by “gorgeous soundtracks” we of course mean disco synthesisers OF DOOM.

 MY CHILDHOOD. I have seen every single one of those at least five times each. 

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Anonymous said: keep birbing

importantbirds:

has theres another hcoise??

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ekstraordinaere:

Spice Girls at the 1997 VMAs

ekstraordinaere:

Spice Girls at the 1997 VMAs

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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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randomproxy:

so Pendleton has a store where they will sell you their wool by the yard and I’m kind of hyperventilating at all the awesome, not gonna lie

we went here today and my god, the colors

randomproxy:

so Pendleton has a store where they will sell you their wool by the yard and I’m kind of hyperventilating at all the awesome, not gonna lie

we went here today and my god, the colors

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Happy mutual birthday to the awesome paraffing! I’m going to Portland to eat gluten free cake and shop at Ikea and I will think of you.

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If anyone has any advice for turning 30 I’ll take it??

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start-anywhere:

michaeljfaris:

231/365 Doodling during the department meeting, I write an important reminder to myself (at Texas Tech University)

amazing!

I admit I stared at this for a bit thinking “why is michael worried about becoming human furniture” before it clicked

start-anywhere:

michaeljfaris:

231/365 Doodling during the department meeting, I write an important reminder to myself (at Texas Tech University)

amazing!

I admit I stared at this for a bit thinking “why is michael worried about becoming human furniture” before it clicked

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sonicpinballparty:

booksandbeers:

Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.

library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.

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barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

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jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

This is a fake news site.  Sorry…
ETA apparently bad things happening to a character named Paul Horner is a running joke there?